Well it has been one hectic road since i last posted. I tried out a variety of new products including Ostomy Armor, the Stealth Belt, and Easi-Close Wide grip pouches. Let me just say I only recommend one of the three. The Stealth Belt is by no means perfect, matter of fact I punched a wall again when I first got it. It's bloody complicated to figure out at first, and I'm still trying to get the hang of it. However once you figure it out (and the associated weight guesstimation of when you need an empty, it's actually pretty ill. I was checking it out in the bathroom at the gym (shirtless), and this dude came in and asked what it was, (no locker rooms but a 17$ fee a month? fuck yes!). He had no idea I was wearing a pouch! It also gave me the opportunity to educate him on my disease, guy's daughter dated a guy for five years who had Chron's, he still didn't know what it was... Annnnnyway, I'm still reserving complete judgement on the Stealth Belt just because I'm waiting for something to go wrong haha, I did get some kind of cut on the bottom of my stoma (and it was big) and it bled out onto my pouch because I took the belt off; it was cool though because while it was bleeding under my wafer in class it never got past the belt :). I did go get checked out by the surgeon and he said everythang was cool! I also tried to show my classmates the pictures I took of "King" with the cut on him while a pouch was off, needless to say I may have taken it a little far with my edumacation.
Now onto things that I'm doing, totally getting my Real Estate Brokers License! Class is pretty easy honestly, it's pretty sick too, the owner of the hookah bar I used to always go too with those Bellevue twats who shall not be named is in it. He's super chill and Muslim just like me, he actually took me, my business partner and this giant firefighter named Gary out to lunch at a brilliant Mediterranean place. It's been hard because I've still been weak from surgery but... I'm prepared to do whatever it takes to show people that nothings going to stop me!
I also filed my first lawsuit, which was really exciting! It was against above unnamed Bellevue twat haha, he's going to get quite the surprise when I have him served with those papers!
Skipped my new agency modeling audition today, I decided sleep was more important, I have one for the Muckleshoot Casino tomorrow from Emerald City, and then Saturday I have to work Warped Tour for Trojan Condoms. It should be pretty fun, plus I'm looking forward to a ton of free samples ;). I def need to test out sex and my new belt!
Forgive! It doesn't erase their crime, but why the FUCK should you do the time?
Empties: Only two so far??? Although I have ate really, really lightly!
Burps: None
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